Captain's Log, Stardate 201711.18:

As our Christmas party gets closer, remember two things: a Dirty Ferengi gift for the game, and perhaps also a gift for our adopted senior. Here's a list of gift suggestions for Mr. John:

Items for our adopted senior, Mr John, at Oak Forest Health and Rehabilitation

• A winter coat, XL, with gift receipt in case it doesn’t fit • Sweat pants with a string in the waist and elastic, XL. • Warm socks with grippers/treads on the bottom • A blooming plant of some kind • A snow globe • A throw for his bed • Good lotion • Chapstick • Peppermint sticks to suck on (he has no teeth) • If it becomes relevant, his favorite color is yellow

Have a good Thanksgiving! See you at Christmas!